ujian adalah tarbiyah dari Allah 2

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركته

kita yang merancang, Allah yang menentukan..

selalu kan kita tengok dalam tv, internet ataupun majalah, orang tu plan nak ambil gambar paling stylo sekali yang pernah dia ambil..tetapi bila dah publish gambar tu, tiba² ternampak ada lembaga dalam gambar tu yg nak join juga masuk sekali..wuuuuuuu...~seramkan...
tapi, sekarang bukannya saya nak bercerita pasal hantu..lupakan.!just introduction.. *bajet stylo..haha*

mungkin ada yang tahu mengenai masalah yang dihadapi sebuah kolej perubatan di Malaysia ni, mungkin juga ada yang belum tahu apa sebenarnya masalah yang dihadapi kolej tu..dan apakah nama kolej tu..kan..kan.??
rasanya kalau tak bagi tahu pun, boleh juga kot korang tahu..
p/s : trylah scroll bwah tengok dekat bahagian list blog tu, ada nama kolej saya..oooppss..tersilap bagi tahu..haha..never mind.. =P

ok, beginilah ceritanya..kolej tu menghadapi masalah tak dapat akreditasi daripada MMC..
disebabkan oleh lebihan pelajar yang bercurah-curah dalam batch saya sendiri..sepatutnya, satu batch boleh ada 150 orang student sahaja, tetapi apa yang berlaku..jumlah batch saya 236 orang..

236 - 150 = 86

bermaksud, ada 86 orang yang lebih.!! *erk, boleh tahan arr..*
so, dah bermacam² usaha dah dibuat pihak kolej nk kurangkan student jadi 150 orang sahaja satu batch..
ada yang pindah ke kolej lain, yang tangguh pembelajaran masuk batch seterusnya dan...dan..yang tu aje kot.. =.="
so sekarang yang tinggal dalam batch saya hanya 222 orang.. *cantikkan number tu..haha*

dipendekkan cerita, kolej telah pun mengeluarkan senarai nama pelajar yang perlu dikurangkan supaya mencapai target 150 orang sahaja dalam batch saya ni..
tup..tup..nama saya termasuk..alahai,...~

tapi, kolej tarik balik semua senarai nama tu dan batalkan cadangan yang telah dibuat untuk semua pelajar lebihan tu..alhamdulillah..~

dipendekkan cerita lagi...
semalam pihak JPA jumpa semua student² tajaan JPA..dan apa yang terjadi ialah pihak JPA bagi 2 pilihan kepada pelajar tajaan untuk membuat pilihan..
iyelah, kiteorang tak boleh nak ikut apa yang kolej arahkan sebab yang menaja kiteorang JPA, so macam agak susah sedikit kalau nk buat keputusan sendiri tu..
ouh ya, 2 pilihan tu..

1. tukar kos ke pergigian ataupun farmasi
2. tukar ke kolej lain dalam bidang perubatan juga

abah ada cakap, kalau JPA bagi green light untuk keluar dari kolej, memang abah nak bawa keluar terus..
jeng..jeng..jeng..JPA dah bagi choice boleh keluar kolej tukar ke kolej lain...

tetapi...

hanya untuk pointer 3.0 ke atas.....
erk, saya ni tak lah sehebat pointer di atas tu..heh.. *senyum kambing*
hmmm..bermaksud staylah saya dekat sini..

tetapi kan, kalau stay sini pun, belum tentu dapat akreditasi daripada MMC lagi..
apa yang saya takut, kalau tak dapat akreditasi, terpaksa student² kolej ni ambil exam yang dibuat khas MMC selepas grad nanti..
fuh, maksudnya, ada dua kali exam besar kena ambil sebelum dapat jadi doktor..

dan ini apa yang salah seorang lecturer cakap dekat saya selepas perjumpaan JPA semalam..

"ada student medic oversea from university yang tak dapat pengiktirafan MMC balik ke Malaysia, dan tak pass exam tu, terpaksa repeat semula first year"

whoa.!!dah lima tahun belajar, tetiba tak lulus exam, kena ulang semula dari first year.!!nauzubillah...~

so, sekarang ni, rasa macam serba salah..kalau ikutkan hati nak keluar dari kolej ni..tetapi tak boleh pula..
ouh, ya, waktu first² kolej umum pasal masalah ni, memang saya tak nak keluar langsung dari kolej ni, tetapi fikir² balik, rasanya better keluar daripada stay..h0h0..

hmm,apa² pun, apa yang dapat saya buat hanyalah berdoa kepadaNya agar semua urusan dapat dipermudahkan..
Allah tahu apa yang terbaik untuk hamba² Nya..insyaAllah..

*smile*

message 1 : apa patut saya buat huh.??nak try minta keluar ke.??
message 2 : ujian..ujian...~

tawakkal

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركته

bersegi empat merah saga,
bukan hiasan semata-mata;
setia menelan menunggu masa,
untuk dihantar ke merata-rata.

teka apa maksud bnda dkat atas tu...some might tink about kotak peti surat..
some might tink about 'rapid bas'..*hahahahaha..gelak guling²*
dua² jwapan mmg btol..
ekceli soalan dkat atas tu utk amazing race july intake foundation cucms baru² ni..
i was in charge with dat 'amazing race'..
soalan ni pun kinda stylo sbb first² tu saya x dpt pikir langsung pasal bnda² alah nk buat trick utk amazing race nih,.,.
mujur ada one of d senior yg akal dia mmg mantap arrrhh pasal trick² utk amzing race nih..*thanks to basirah*
i tink smua game dlm amazing race tu dia yg bg idea..*whoaaa.!!*
*i kept on thinking kalaulah basirah n sintoun x de, mcm mne lah saya nk kluarkan idea nk buat smua game² tu..hoho..slamat..~*

ouh ya, balik pada 'kotak merah' dkat atas tu..ekceli jawapan yg sebenar, kotak peti surat..
btolkan? warna merah; menelan surat; nk bawa ke tmpat lain..
tp, dlm amazing race tu ada satu group ni, sgtlah confident dgn jwapan yg diorang dpt, sanggup cari keliling bas..
apa yg diorang fikir ialah 'bas rapid'..
kalau dtengokkkan mmg btol pun sbb bas rapid pun warna merah, bawa penumpang ke mrata² tmpat jga..
so diorang naik bas rapid pintu depan cari satu bas utk cari faci yg jga checkpoit tu n then turun pintu blakang..*tp, x jumpa pun..*
still x puas ati, diorang check stiap bas rapid yg ada dkat ctu walaupun one of the faci yg ada dkat ctu kata jwapan yg diorang dpt tu salah..
whoa.!!!!

faci : eh, salah lah..cni bkannya tmpat utk jawapan klu tu..pegi cari tmpat lain..
a girl : aaargh, there must be someone yg jga checkpoint around here.!!*masuk pintu depan bas rapid, keluar pintu blakang bas rapid.. (=_+)"*

ok, bkannya nk memalukan diorang, tp from diz, kta dpt tgk, never give up on watever u r doing..
see..diorang sanggup cari stiap bas walaupun info yg diorang dpat salah..
diorang confident dgn diri sndiri..haha..*ooooppsss, tergelak..sorry..*
but most of us nowadays cpat putus asa..trmasuklah saya sndiri..

dlu time blajar foundation, stiap kali malam exam, kalau x sempat nk habiskan study, dalam kepala otak mesti dah fikir 'aaaah, nk give up lah..x tahan dah nih..'
so, saya dengan hati yg sedih stoplah study..then dalam hati kata 'tawakkal je lah'..

fikir² balik, knape nk tawakkal sedangkan x usaha..kinda konsep yg salah saya guna..
so, nak x nak, buka buku balik n then study jga..if not, mcm mna nk tawakal..btol.???

most of us faham tentang tawakal nih trmasuklah saya sndiri ialah menyerahkan segala²nya pada ketetapan dan ketentuan Allah..
tapi, kta terlupa satu perkara..tawakal ni perlulah diiring dengan usaha yg bersungguh² daripada individu tersebut..
kalau jus buat separuh jalan n then niat tawakal, bukanlah tawakal namanya tu..ngeh..
i jus read from one of the blog about tawakal :

Kita seringkali lupa akan syarat utama yang melengkapi istilah tawakkal ini. Saya kira tiada istilah tawakkal sekiranya ia tidak diiringi dengan usaha yang bersungguh-sungguh daripada individu tersebut. Bukanlah dinamai tawakkal sekiranya hanya tunduk dengan apa yang berlaku tanpa ada usaha ke arah memperbaiki keadaan menjadi lebih baik. Sebab itulah firman Allah bahawa nasib sesuatu kaum tidak akan diubah olehNya melainkan kaum itu sendiri berusaha mengubah nasib mereka sendiri.

skarang tgh cuti for about sebulan..tgh tnggu result utk ke faculty medicine insyaAllah,..
insyaAllah, kalau ada rezeki dpt jumpa smula kwn² foundation bulan Ogos ni dlam faculty of medicine..aminn..~
so, skrang utk smua batch foundation 09/10, tawakal kepada Allah..dah setahun berusaha dalam foundation, insyaAllah akan ada sumting yg kita akan peroleh..
=)
hope to c all of u again thiz august..

message 1 : one of the member dlm group yg saya pegang said "orientasi ni kita kna gembira coz time ni lah kita nk kenal antara satu sama lain, x perlu nk brsaing dpt johan dlm group cmpetition"..yes, they really followd wut their friend said..at last, group ni dpt numbr last antara smua group bla sesi pnyampain hadiah..bagussssssssssssssss...~
message 2 : my dad bought a new car..whoa.!!!so, cuti ni, sesi brkenalan dgn kreta baru..haha..

it's holiday.!!

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركته

yeah, dah setahun 3 bulan struggle utk organic chem, at last cuti jgak..ngahaa..
ari ahad pagi smpai rmh, skrang bru nk rsa nk menghapdate blog nih..
erm, before balik tu, ari sabtu ada 'grand finale event', some kind of dinner for foundation..
tp, saya rsa not like a dinner coz i was too buzy on dat day...wahhh, wut a night.,
iyelah, ptg tuh dah srabut dgn video yg x siap, mlm tu plak time org makan kne ulang alik pegi blakang stage control video.. *salah sndiri jgak, sape suruh x siapkn video awal²..haha..pdn muka.!!*

ouh ya, not much 2 say..
jus nk bgtau saya rindu cendol saya..
saya smpat makan dua suap aje cendol mlm tu, n then i left it on the table sbb nk pegi ke blakang stage..
balik aje kat tempat duduk td......
GONE.!!!
my cendol..................~uhuk..uhuk..~ T_T
apa boleh buat, dugaan..~
x dapat nk habiskan cendol tu hingga ke titisan akhir.. *ayat x bley blah..*
sabarlah aje..

ok, stop bout dat..
nk share cket crite pasal mlm tu..bout the anak yatim/miskin yg join GFE malam tu..
ok, hussain ade crite pasal one of the boy from that rumah anak yatim/miskin tu..
x sure apa yg hussain tnye kat budak tu..
cuma apa yg hussain crite dekat saya yg budak tu crite dkat hussain mcm mne dia boleh dok kat rumah tu..

dat boy wasn't an orphan..he still have his parents, but he was left there..
ekceli bkannye dia sorang kat ctu, dia dgn adik dia rsenye yg kne hantar kat ctu..
dat boy crite yg mak n ayah dia bergaduh..
dunno lah mcm mne, at last parents diorang hntar budak² tu masuk rumah anak yatim/miskin tu..
so, satu ari nih, si ayah ni pegi ambk diorang nk bwa balik rumah..but then mak diorang nih suruh hantar balik ke rumah anak yatim/miskin tu..
wut the.................
mesti bdak² tu sedih gle..nk balik rumah, kne halau plak..aduuhhhh....~

saya dengar crite tu, it was jus like..warrrghhh..!!! kejamnye parents tu..dssbkan diorang, x de tempat budak² tu nk mrasa kasih sayang ibu bapa diorang..kecil² lg dah kne berpisah dgn ibu bapa..if i'm not mistaken, umo diorang below than 11 kot yg saya tnye mlm tu..brrrrrr...!!!!
*tergamam*



message 1 : sori x upload gambar GFE..x byk yg dpt ambil mlm tu..nk tgk, msuk facebook..*promote gambar..buuuuuuwekkkkk...~*
message 2 : sayangilah saudara seislam korang.. =)
message 3 : ouh ya, bkannye 3 bulan pun study utk organic chem tu, 2 minggu je...*maut.!!*
message 4 : sukar memiliki apa yg ingin d kehendaki..

manusia nakal..~

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركته

dongak kpala 90° nampak ada mcm benang..ouh, sawang rupe²nye..

x apelah, ksian labah² nk idup..
mcm rmh hantu plak nnt.. *biarkan aje, nk jadikan binatang pliharaan..*

buka laptop, x dongak pun kpala 90°, nmpk mcm sawang aje bile buka blog epicondyle nih..
e'eh, imaginasi je..

tp, pelik jgak, slaloo kalau ada blog yg lame x update, pastu tetiba update, mesti ada ayat nih..

'dah bersawang blog nih'

saya pusing satu blog dia, x nmpk pun mcm ada sawang..
*imaginasi*...
hahaha..

bru abis exam mid sem..
seriusly susah, upsr senang lg..x tipu.!!!haha..*berangan lagi..~*

bayangkan time hari exam, tetiba ada org gitau yang kite pnye exam truk gle..

fuh, down nak mampussss...rsa mcm nk give up aje..

esk tu dahlah exam biology..

abes ilang smua ilmu² bio saya..jd biol saya..

nasib baik esok tu dpt jgak jwb bio..

alhamdulillah..

cuma subjek yg lain tu x tau lah mcm mne..

chem, dah hancusss..
fizik lab pun x cukup masa..

time exam lab fizik:

lecturer : the time 4 u to answer the question is finish..please stop writing..

manusia bernama mgt : *tangan still bergrak tulis jawapan*

lecturer : i said stop whatever u r doing..

manusia bernama mgt : *muka pandang lecturer..tp, tangan still bergerak tulis jawapan..*

lecturer : it's not fair that u r stil writing when ur friend is collecting the paper.. *sambil jeling² dkat saya*

manusia bernama mgt : *senyum dkat lecturer..tgn still lg tulis jawapan*

lecturer : *muka serius*

manusia bernama mgt : *ok, saya stop..*

x sempat weih.!!!x taulah apa nk jd dgn rsult lab fizik..

T_T

habis aje smua kertas jwapan dah kutip....keadaan manusia yg bernama mgt.. :

mgt lpas exam lab...

tetiba lecturer panggil..

lecturer kata exam sgt bagus TERUK!!

tetibe lecturer kata, xlah teruk sangat pun..

sambungan ayat atas..

'tp, TERUK la jgak dari biasa..'

rasa down nak mampuss..stress gile..

malam tu, buka slide bio nak study bio..

huh.!!smua yg dah study jd lupa..hilang ingatan.!!!

xpe, cool...cool...study pelan²..insyaAllah bley..

dah abis study..nk revise bio balik..

buka balik slide bio nk tgk skali lalu aje..

dalam hati kata: 'eh, ni aku dah bca ka.??mcm x baca pun lg..!!waaaaa..cpat lupa laa aku nih.!!'

die already.!!

sekian, terima kasih...

message 1 : yeay.!!!!akhirnye, hapdate juga blog nih..haha..

misteri nasi...~

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركته

saya semakin pelik..
kenapa setiap kali saya dinner, mesti TAKkan habiss..saya ulang..TAK akan habis *highlight emas cket..*
waktu lunch boleh pun habis nasi..

wahai nasi² di dalam tong sampah...
maafkan beta...

perut beta mengecil waktu malam... *hahahaha...*


message 1 : saya tulis 'nasi dalam tong sampah ek.??' a'ah iyelah tu, saya dah buang................
message 2 : sambungan mesej atas '..............tiap² malam'
message 3 : astaghfirullah, apa ni.???!!!jangan bazir nasi....rugi.!!! <-----pesanan utk diri sendiri...

malam Putrajaya..

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركته

semalam lepas solat maghrib, tetiba faisal ajak pergi solat isyak dekat masjid besi dekat putrajaya..
dekat aje putrajaya dengan cyberjaya..
so, saya, husen n faisal pegi solat isyak dekat masjid tu..
ekceli, ni kali kedua saya datang masjid nih..
sebelum ni, saya dengan husen aje yang datang..itupun naik bas n then berjalan kaki sampai lah dekat masjid besi tu, habis penat satu badan..*tak pe, pahala banyak tu..hehe..alhamdulillah*

view dekat putrajaya, subhanallah, memang cantik waktu malam..
lampu² dkat kawasan tu cantik yang amat..
paling cerah, masjid besi tu lah..suluh langit..heh..




ouh ya, sebenarnya masjid ni nama full dia Masjid Sultan Mizan Zainal Abidin..
tp, popular dengan masjid besi sebab hampir smua struktur masjid ni dibuat drpd besi..
tgk gambar yang atas tu, yang kedua..kubah masjid tu pun besi..cantik o0o..

tp, tak kisah cantik ke tak masjid tu, asalkan kita tunaikan solat yeah.. (^-^)

lepas settle tunai solat isyak, tetiba kitaorg tengok kat tepi masjid tu..*masjid tu open air, dinding tak ada..*
nampak macam ada light house..
so, ntahlah tetiba terfikir nak pegi 'melancong' dekat ctu..

sampai aje dekat ctu, ingatkan boleh masuk dlm light house tu..tak bolehlah..
tp, saya rasa student CUCMS kena pegi arh tempat tu..
sbb keliling kawasan tu ada macam frame yang cerita pasal sejarah Malaysia..iyelah, semester nih kan tgh belajar pengajian Malaysia..ajak skali Mr. Siva..haha..
cantik o0o tempat tu..byk info..
ada jgak yang saya tak tau pasal sejarah Malaysia dpat dekat ctu..haha..*kira studylah sikit malam tu..kalau gitau Mr. Siva, mesti dia sronok anak murid dia study sejarah..haha.. ;P*



tempat ni tak jauh pun dari masjid besi..
apa ntah nama tempat tu..aiseh, lupa lah..

message 1 : kalaulah saya ada camera DSLR macam star, wah, mest bes tangkap gambar malam tuh..
message 2 : eh, lepas tu, kitaorang stop dekat jambatan apa ntah dekat dgn masjid besi tu..ingatkan ada restoran ke apa ke..tgk² pokok² aje bawah jambatan tu..menyesal turun bawah jambatn tu..(-_-')

ouh solat..~

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركته

tinggal kat Cyberjaya tercinta ni rasa macam dok kat oversea pun ada jgak kekadang tu..sebab foreigner kat cni banyak gilerzzz..
cyberjaya ni dah jadi mcm satu tempat yang dah dijajah foreigner..haha..org Melayu tu ada lah jgak cket²..

ok, jus nak share cket pasal solat dekat cni..
kebnyakan surau kat cni *saya rasa semua surau kat cyberia kot* pak arab yang conquer..
iyelah, imam pun diorang, bilal pun diorang..
kalau masuk aje surau tu, bhasa arab aje diorang cakap..ntah apa yang diorang cakap pun saya tak tahu..haha..
tp, bes jgak sebab pak Arab kat cni baca sedap²..hehe..mcm slaloo dengar dlm cd tu..hua..hua..

apa yang saya dpat bezakan cara diorang solat dgn cara kaum kita solat, mmg banyak..
iyelah, bca nih..

permasalahan dalam ibadat adalah suatu yang tidak dapat dielakkan. Ini kerana cara pengistinbatan (cara menghasilkan hukum) daripada sesuatu nas adalah berbeza. Ia bukan pertembungan dua fahaman, malahan kehebatan dan kemahiran para ulama dalam menghasilkan hukum-hakam berkaitan dengan fikah ibadat.

dipetik dari ulasan ; MOHD. FARID RAVI ABDULLAH

so, mmg ada bezanya cara diorang solat dengan cara kaum kita solat..
tp, tak bermakna solat diorang tak sah..sbb setiap negara ikut mazhab masing²..
kalau tak silap saya, saya pernah dengar nih..

kalau kita solat ikut mazhab kita berdasarkan cara Rasulullah, oklah solatnya..
tetapi, jika solat yang didirikan itu berdasarkan fahaman mazhab masing² tak betul iaitu tak ikut cara Rasulullah, ianya tak dikira salah, kecuali pahalanya kureng cket..
sebab, setiap mazhab berusaha mncari yang mana satu cara yang betul..so, sebab tu lah, setiap mazhab ada style yang berbeza²..

*correct me if i'm wrong*
lebih kurang macam tulah apa yang pernah saya dengar..wallahualam..

ok, apa yang satu part yang bes dkat cni, setiap kali solat jemaah, dalam saf tu, stiap kali masuk saf, mesti saya selalu kena tarik suruh rapatkan dengan badan diorang..
diorang nih mmg jaga betul² saf tu..
suruh rapat betul², kaki pastikan sama tumit tu..*mmg yang ni patut kita kena buat..*
tp, agak berbeza sblum nih..
kalau dekat rmah saya tu, jarak antara sorang dgn orang yang lain tu kalau jauh berbatu pun diorang tak kisah..tp, kat cni, kalau jarak antara bahu diorang tu boleh masuk jari kelingking pun diorang suruh raptkan juga..tak nak bagi ada ruang kosong langsung..
*selalu sayalah yang kena tarik rapatkan dengan diorang..haha..(-_-')*
*muka tebal*

Januari....~

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركته

first of all, saya nak ucapkan 'SELAMAT MENYAMBUT HARI LAHIR' untuk mama..semoga panjang umur + sihat selalu + murah rezeki..
thanks mama sebab banyak berkorban utk family..
:)


occay, sekarang, cerita tahun baru awal tahun..
3 Januari...
tarikh nih, habislah masa lepak saya kat rumah..*seminggu je..sedih..sob..sob..T_T*
so, balik ke CYBERIA tercinta from Perlis..
aduhai, berat btol kaki nak melangkah naik masuk bas..malas yang keterlaluan..ngahaa..~
hmm..sampai aje kat Putra Sentral, Faisal, Manmeet n Hasif kata nak ambik saya n Husen..n then terus pegi Alamanda..nak dinner..
ahah..diorang blanje..hehe..thanks guys..*kalau tau korang nak belanja, dah lama dah aku pilih mkanan paling mahal..haha..*

settle semua tu, balik terus Cyberia..
sampai aje depan rumah Cyberia..ni apa yg saya nampak..

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kool lah..mmg tak bajet langsung korang nak bt mcm nih..cantik gilerzzzz..
thanks to dalila, effa, liyana, malin n fatin...*kreatif.!!*

lepas tu, mulalah perang tepung..aiseh..~kali ni mmg saya tak terlepas arr kena telur..
telur busuk pula tu..aduhai..~


message 1 : thanks faisal, husen, hasif, manmeet, asyraf, kevin,j.j, dalila, malin, effa, fatin n liyana 4 dat night.. :)
message 2 : sori mlm tu agak penat, tak dapat nak perang tepung mcm besday manmeet dlu..erk, better not..haha..
message 3 : ouh ya, thanks utk smua yang wish besday 4 me k.. :)
message 4 : rasa mcm ada yang tak kena aje dgn pnulisan saya kali nih..apehal huh.??

saya masih waras.. :D

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركته

ada something yg trjadi mlm besday manmeet dkat cyberia..
kalau rajin, bcalah note yg faisal tulis dlm facebook nih..
lawak lah juga saya bca balik note nih..hoho..

firstly, Manmeet Singh Manjit Singh, Happy 18 Dude! Welcome to the 18 above club.

Alright alright I'm going to write about what the hell happened on Manmeet's birthday. It started after our reflection session with Mr Eric at DOMINOS PIZZA (oh yeah, we don't do it at DISCUSSION ROOMS PEOPLE! laaaaame" ;D. We all went back and was kinda tired. 11 o clock me and the guys started planning on Manmeet's "surprise" so called party. We decided to do the old eggs-n'-flour routine. So Hussain and I went to the shop to get 2 packet of flours (we planned to use the eggs available at our kitchen). 1130 pm, we assigned teams :

Team Telur : Hussain and I
Team Air : Asyraf
Team Tepong : Hasif and Megat
Team Cake : Kevin

Ooo yeah, it was that sophisticated. Alright so then we had a huge problem. Manmeet knew it was his birthday (duh?) and of course he'll suspect something and refuse to go out of the house. I had to call some reinforcements from outside. Someone that knew Manmeet enough to get him out of the house, to get him not to suspect anything. That someone is.... well firstly I called Dalila. Buuuuuuut, much to my disappointment, our dear old Dalila was asleep and didn't pick up her phone! How did i know she was sleeping? Cause i called Fatin afterwards (Fatin was also sleeping!). Fatin however managed to hear her ringing tone and picked up the phone :D. "yes! finally a way out of our problems!" So i talked to Fatin and found out she was sleeping right, I didn't have the heart to ask her to get up just to get Manmeet to get out. So I told her it's okay we'll get another girl to do it. F.Y.I, Dalila called later and told me she was asleep when i called and wished Manmeet Happy Birthday. That's another reason why i knew she was sleeping. Since both Dalila and Fatin is not available.. Next up, Farah Asilah. I knew she wouldn't disappoint us. Reason I didn't call her in the first place? I knew Manmeet would suspect something if it was her. Dalila and Fatin was.... a more suitable first choice. NO OFFENCE FARAH. REALLY! :D. Manmeet wouldn't suspect anything if it was them. So Farah agreed to help. My worst fears for the night came true. Farah called Manmeet screaming "Manmeet Manmeetttt!! help us with our hyberiummm!!!" Ya Allahhhh, dah pukul 12 malam mende nak buat hyberium nye cik Farah Asilah oiii? mmg la kantoiiii! Much to my surprise, Manmeet agreed to go out even when he knew Farah was up to something. He didn't knew we were the actual brains behind this. So naturally he didn't suspect anything from us. So a few minutes later, Manmeet and I went out to the front of the house, just after the stairs. But before that, we've already set up our teams. Asyraf was waiting on the roof to splash Manmeet with a bucket of water, Hasif and Mgt was waiting on the next floor with 2 packets of flour, Me and Hussain each have 1 telur. Next comes the moment of truth....

Manmeet makes his way up the stairs.......
Farah Asilah is calling him from above...
Before he reached the end of the ledge....
he stops! (he wasn't in Asyraf's reach).

I was like...
"oh crap.. now what?".

Just when i thought i could work this out, KEVIN AND JJ CAME OUT, OUT OF THE BLUE. Of course he'll suspect something was up if the whole friggin house came out right?! I tried to cover..

"haa ni apasal sampai satu rumah nak jumpe Farah Asilah ni?".

Manmeet is still oblivious, but he was cautious though. So I thought of something... Maybe if i move, he'll move. So I went to Farah Asilah's mailbox. Manmeet didn't follow at first. I can clearly see Asyraf from my place at that time.

Manmeet still didn't move.

"crap... susah betul nak umpan mamat ni" i thought to myself.

Then Hussain came to the rescue, he put his hand on Manmeet's shoulder and walked. Manmeet followed.

Yessssss..!! a bit more.
Asyraf was getting ready with the bucket of water on the roof....
He could sense that Manmeet was moving....
Buttttt, Hussain was too close to himmm! Oh shit!

OMG THINGS JUST GET WORST AND WORST. Thankfully, on the last second, Hussain managed to move away from Manmeet a bit. Then....

"SPLASSSSHHHHH!!!!"

Yeaaaaahhhhhh we got him people! A few seconds after, our flour-armed-team came down from the second floor and bombarded Manmeet with shots of flours. He ran of course. But they got him don't worry :D. Then all of us played with the floor, firing at each other. Farah Asilah and surprise guest Farahin Sazale (Star) also got caught up in the crossfire. I got both heheheh ;) sorry guys. Somebody's gotta do it right? I didn't notice Star up until the "Flour War". She just.... poof!

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM STAR?!. xD

Aaaaanyways, so everything cooled down and we all gathered in front of the stairs again. Then......

"PEDEPEKKK"

I got Manmeet with an egg.. RIGHT ON HIS HEAD! soon after... Hussain got him too! hahaha GO TEAM TELUR! Poor Manmeet... he looked so disgusting at that time.

And the smell...
ya Allah......
the smell...

UNBEARABLE!

It stinks so bad Hasif almost puked! (thankfully he didn't). So then a new war has started "Telur War". The next thing I know, everyone has at least 1 egg at their disposal. I hid mine in my pocket. Thankfully it didn't break. Or else my phone would be covered in telurrr! Ew?? My next victim, my good-ol roommate Hasif. Got him on his head too! hahahah sorry dude. Next, Hussain got hit by Manmeet. Revenge! Next person who got hit by yours truly, Kevin.

DON'T WORRY PEOPLE I DIDN'T GET HIM ON HIS HAIR.

God knows how much his hair means to him hahahaha. Still i was tempted.

But kesian...
tak jadi....
You should thank me for this Kevin.

I looked around for more victims. Suddenly...

"PEDEPEK"

Craaaaaaapppppp! Manmeet got me on my left shoulder! Arrrghhh the smell! It's okay, i was bound to get hit anyways. I continued my search for more victims....

Suddenly....
I noticed a very important someone didn't get hit....
Someone who should've gotten hit a lonnnng time ago.....
That someone is.....
Mgt Ridhwan bin Mgt Hussain. <--- e'eh, nama sayalah.. :)

Bingo, I have my next victim in sight.

What i didn't know is, everyone is after Mgt too. So we ended up making a pack to get him. Crazy i know. But man oh man, he was like a lizard. He ran away everytime he saw us. And he ran fast people. We couldn't get to him. We tried and tried, still we can't get him.

So we devised a plan...
Some of us hide while the others chase him from behind.
So we broke off into 2 different teams ;
Me and Asyraf hid,
Hasif and Hussain went on to chase him from behind (mind you, they walked through the back).

Asyraf and I waited and waited....
There were no running sounds......
I was getting tired.

Suddenly....
"tap tap tap tap tap. Aaaaaaaa!!! MEGAAAAATTT!!!"

Oh yeah it was on.

I sprung out from hiding and found Megat running towards me.

It's like taking candy from a baby Babeh.

I ran and got him on his right shoulder. yeaaaahhh! Mission accomplished!. We all settled down afterwards. Gathered in front of the stairs again. Oh Farah Asilah and Star were already gone xD. I guess they didn't find eggs as amusing as us guys. So we walked, and walked. Suddenly Hasif got ahold of Mgt and got him right on the head with an egg. I was kind of surprised xD I thought he ran out of eggs. Then Mgt shouted..

"OOOOO NI DAH LEBIH DAH NIII!" and ran into the house.

Few moments after. He came out with a dozen eggs... I'm not kidding people. It was a dozen. A whole friggin box of eggs!

We all ran of course. Then Mgt started tauting us with the eggs. We tried to calm him down

"Mgt jgn mgt.. dah malam2 dah nii tak elok main baling2 telur"
"Mgt tak elok bazir makanan tuuu. kang susahhh"
"Mgt toksah la buat lagu ni"

It was so damn funny. Then we tried to walk slowly to him. The funniest thing happened next...

He said "Allaaaaah" while tapping an egg on the road. He was making this sinister smile or something. It was so funny.

We all ran back!

Then for 20 minutes, Mgt stood there in front of the stairs, waiting for us to come back.

We didn't.

We figured out another way into the house...

I remembered that the sliding door in my room is still unlocked.

So Me, Hussain, Hasif and Asyraf climbed up to the roof. We found a way to climb up. Me and hasif went up first. followed by Asyraf.

Hussain on the other hand....
well he got stuck.
*laughs*
Me and Hasif ended up pulling him up.

So we went to our room and first Mgt didn't notice. But we started screaming and calling out his name inside the house..

He came up.
(he was downstairs when we came in).

We all ran back into my room. Locked the doors.

Suddenly it was quiet.....
Too quiet...

I decided to open the doors and see what's up.....
He was still there.

We quickly slammed the door shut.
But..!
Mgt have already gotten hold of the door knob.


He held the handle tightly so we couldn't lock it. Me and Asyraf stood againts the door to keep him from opening the door. Then we tried to calm him down again

"Mgt toksah la mgt. aku nak penat dah niiii. nak tidooo"
"Ni bukan Mgt yang aku kenai time skolah dulu"(said Hussain).

We tried and tried, but nothing works! So i wrote something on a piece of paper.

"Mgt toksah la buat lagu ni, tak baik"
I slide it under the door.

The first time Mgt quickly returned it back.
I tried again.

This time, he slowly slide the paper back.

I noticed something different on the paper.
Something that we're trying to avoid from the start of the "War"

....Egg yolk

I couldn't tell you how hard the 4 of us laughed in that room when we saw that. But it was funny as hell. It's like something out of a movie. Then we decided we couldn't get through the door. He was there waiting of course.

We decided to give in.
We've had enough.
We're tired and a bit sleepy.
Enough is enough.
If he wants to get us with eggs, so be it.

We climbed down from the roof to the front of the house. Went inside the house and screamed

"MEGAT KTORANG MENYERAH KALAH! TURUN TURUN! SUDAH SUDAH!"

Nothing happened.

"eh? mane mgt?" we said to each other.

Asyraf got an umbrella and made his way up the stairs.

(The umbrella is for blocking attacks just in case Mgt decided to attack him on the way up). So he went up quarter way and stopped...

"EEEEE ade telur dkt tangga ni oi!" and went back down again.

Ya Allah Mgt buat gila pulak malam-malam buta ni.

We never thought that he would break and egg in the house!

We were wrong.

Then Hasif went up with Asyraf.
Mgt was there...
Upstairs..

Hasif and Asyraf ran down and soon after, Mgt followed.

Mgt had this small pink pail in his hand (he uses it to put his toilettries). I didn't suspect anything.

Then he put his hand in it.
And when he took it out....
you guessed it,
Egg yolk.

Eww, disgusting! hahaha.

"Dalam ni ada 4 telurrr" said Mgt.
(he was referring to 1 egg for 1 person. We were a group of 4 at the time)

We laughed of course. Then we said we give up and he could do anything he wants with us.

We just want it to end.
No more.
We just want to sleep in peace.

Asyraf was in his room at this time (he ran at the slightest glimpse of opportunity to get away from Mgt). Mgt also had a mop in his hand. and a pail of soap water. I asked,

"buat ape mop tu?"
"nak bersihkan dulu.." He answered.

I didn't get it at first. So i followed him up the stairs with the mop. Saw the egg yolk on the stairs

"Mamat ni buat gila malam2..." i thought to myself.

Then, i saw what he meant by "dulu". In front of my bedroom, which is the room that all of us hid from Mgt just now...

An egg.
(remember when he put the egg yolk on the paper i slid him?)
ALL OVER THE FLOOR!

What he meant by "nak bersihkan dulu" is "I'll get you guys after i clean this shit up".

So all of us waited downstairs while Mgt cleans the floor. I managed to persuade Asyraf out of his room. Oh in case you're wondering where is Manmeet, Kevin and JJ in all of this, they've already bathed and clean. JJ and Manmeet was playing DOTA and Kevin was studying (WTH right?.. i know). Then we all waited downstairs. Mgt came down around 10 minutes after. He came down with his pink pail (which has egg yolks in it).

Reached his hand in and played around with the egg yolk.
(disgusting.. you guys should've seen him).

Then he went on to instruct us to sit in a line.
We obeyed.
Seriously.

He then took out his phone and took a picture of us. Then he said

"okay. dah" and went on to the bathroom.

We were dumbfounded at first.

"eh dah? xnk simbah dgn telur ke?"
he replied "tak nak, malas dh aku nak main. puas dah".

ADOYAAAAIIIII!

Mmg la mamat ni. Nasib baik member kan? Turns out he was just fooling around. Mgt Mgt. you made my day man xD! Alright so then after the very tiring night (we ran, we fought, we've gone through war, we've climbed up roofs, some of us pulled Hussain up the roof),

i remembered that i bought a cake from NZ.

Almost forgot about that. Oh yeah and before this, when we first stopped from playing telur (if you can recall i mentioned that we gathered in front of the stairs for a while) Manmeet blew his birthday cake and made his wish with Me, Hasif, Hussain, Mgt, Asyraf, JJ, Kevin, Farah Asilah, Farahin Sazale singing Happy Birthday in English, and also chinese.

But we didn't cut the cake.

So now back to the POST-MGT-GONE-CRAZY situation, we took out the cake again and this time we cut it. Everyone fed Manmeet and we all had a blast!

A perfect ending for the night.

That's all folks :) To whomever manged to read this note without feeling bored or "BILE LA NAK HBS NOTE NI. GILA PANJANG?!", i congratulate you *applause*

As a conclusion, I would like to say "Mgt you crazy bastard, the whole house smells like eggs now!"


This is the note that i slid under the door.
it reads
"Mgt toksah la. Tak baik buat lagu ni.
"adoooiii!! toksah la lagu ni"

message 1 : 6 org nk perang dgn saya sorang..wuuu.~ :((
ekceli 4 bji telur dah di target dkat bdan saya..
1st telur time hasif baling dkat saya, tp saya ngelak, pecah atas tar.. *selamat*
2nd telur from faisal.. *x slamat*
3rd telur from asyraf..dia baling, tp x pecah atas bdn saya, jatuh atas tar..pecah atas tar.. *selamat*
telur ke-4 from hasif............atas kpala...wahau.!!!! *x slamat*

2 telurr atas bdn saya nih..smua kna sbiji aje.. wuu..~

hoho...
tp, sori byk2 sbb mnakutkan korang..

shhhh...!!!

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركته

nak menghilangkan diri kejap..
tata..~



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Sekumpulan pelajar perubatan berkumpul untuk melihat seorang pensyarah melakukan pemeriksaan ke atas satu mayat..mereka berkumpul mengelilingi tempat mayat itu diletakkan..

"Dalam bidang perubatan, ada 2 kualiti yang sgt penting untuk menjadi seorang doktor", kata pensyarah itu.

"Pertama.., kamu semua tidak boleh jijik melihat mayat", katanya...sebagai contoh, pensyarah itu mencucuk satu jarinya ke dalam mulut mayat, menariknya semula dan menjilat jarinya itu.

"Sekarang, cuba kamu buat", kata pensyarah itu.

Selepas beberapa ketika, barulah mereka mengikut apa yang mereka lihat. Seorang demi seorang memasukkan jari ke mulut mayat dan menjilatnya. Apabila semua pelajar selesai, pensyarah itu memandang ke arah mereka dan berkata....

"Kualiti kedua yang sangat penting adalah pemerhatian yang tajam. Seperti tadi....saya memasukkan jari hantu tetapi menjilat jaritelunjuk.....

SEKARANG.....TUMPUKAN PERHATIAN....PAHAM!!!!!

penat sungguh beta..~

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركته

2nd sem nih penat giler..kalau ada housemate yang tido sblum pkol 2 pagi tu memang ajaib lah.. *tapi saya kadang² tu TERtidur juga sebelum pkol 2..haha..*

time dekat PASUM dlu : (malam sabtu)
hanbali : malam sabtu ni x ada sorang pun bley study ok, kita enjoy dlu.!!esk kita study okeh..masa nak studi panjang lagi..~~
saya, wak dgn munkheez : orait..no hal lah...~

tapi sekarang dekat cni : (malam sabtu)
saya : weih, nk tido pkul brapa.??aku dah ngantok nih..
husen : ntahlah, x tido kot..takut x sempat nak siapkan assignment..
saya : aduh..sakit badan aku mcm nih..

lain giler time dkat pasum dulu dengan dkat cni..
tp, x apelah, bersyukur dgn apa yang ada..

list kerja untuk minggu nih...
1. pre-lab chemistry
2. post-lab chemistry
3. lab-report chemistry
4. pre-procedure chemistry
5. pre-assignment chemistry
6. tutorial chemistry
7. assignment bio
8. sketch chemistry
9. show & tell bio
10. study untuk test chemist & bio
*fuh, boleh ke nak habiskan dalam masa 2 hari cuti nih..aduhhh...~*


rabu ari tu, saya ada 'panel discussion' dlm kelas english..
erm, malam tu saya tido agak lambat sebab ari tu juga ada test bio..so, esk pagi tu, rasa macam otak blank aje..

this is wut happen time panel discussion tu..
sepanjang panel discussion tu, saya x dapat catch up langsung apa yang member saya cakap dlm discussion tu..
rasa macam otak kosong fikir benda lain..apa yang saya fikir pun saya x tau..ngahaa..~
at the end of that panel discussion, sesi Q&A..JENG..JENG..JENG...!!
mula² tu x ada orang yang tanya soalan dkat saya kecuali dkat asyraf n kevin..
ingatkan dah selamat lah..tetiba, star mencelah tanya soalan...aduhhhh....~x slamat...~
time dia tanya soklan tu saya x dpt nk focus apa yang ditanya tu..bayangkan macam orang yang x ada otak, mcm tu lah saya time tuh..otak saya 100% kosong...rasa macam otak terbang dalam lecture room tu..haha..
so, terpaksalah suruh star repeat soklan tuh..aduhai...~

alhamdulillah petang tu boleh juga jawab soalan bio..mujur otak saya time tu x terbang lagi..haha..

ouh ya, semalam ada jamuan 'open house' dekat InventQ..
hurm, sedap jgak mkanan tu sbb dpt free..haha..jimat duit utk mkan tgh hari..
kalau boleh tiap² hari dapat makanan free pun bagus gak.. :P


message 1 : erk, sungguh penat....~
message 2 : next cuti sem bulan 12..so, dlam masa 2 bulan lagi hidup saya tido lambat..ngeh..~

formalin..

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركته

hari khamis dulu, ada benda yang best dapat saya tengok..haha..*geli tu ada gak..*
time *erk, knapa tetiba je muncul perkataan inggeris nih.??*waktu tu tengah memerah otak dan menjegilkan mata study *aduhh, muncul lagi* ulangkaji pelajaran, tetiba ada sorang abang nih panggil kitaorang (saya, manmeet, faisal, farah nabila, farah wahida dan izzah) pegi tengok mayat fresh segar baru aje sampai dekat kolej..
haha..mula² tu excited gila nak tengok mayat tu, terlompat² saya..haha..
tp, bila dah masuk je dalam bilik belakang kolej tu, rasa meremang aje bulu roma saya..
aduhhhh..~nak sentuh dinding dalam bilik tu pun saya jadi takut kalau² dinding tu ada bekas mayat..
abang yang ajak kitaorang pegi tengok mayat tu kata ada 3 mayat yang baru sampai..
dia suruh kitaorang pilih peti besi mayat mana yang kitaorang nak tengok..macam nak pilih hadiah aje..haha..
tapi sorang pun x brani nak buka mulut..*kecuali faisal sebab dia baru bangun tido (menguap)*

abang tu buka peti besi betul² depan farah..*takut gilerrzzzzzzzzz..*
benda yang first pertama saya nampak kaki dia..
bau tu ada gak cket²..bau formalin kot..
truup..trus dia buka semua pintu besi tu..nampaklah segala²nya..
dari kaki sampai ke kepala..tapi, saya x nmpk muka dia sebab kepala dia dongak ke atas..
nampak mayat tu macam gengster aje..badan tegap, ada tatoo kat badan..
abg tu kata mayat tu dari india..hurmmm...~

tetiba, ada getaran dekat peti besi tu..pluppp,mayat tu tetiba bangun secara mengejut, memegang tangan farah..*ouh, indahnya imaginasi..*
haha..

dah abis sesi melawat mayat, kitaorang kluar..
tp, bau formalin tuh rasa macam dah melekat aje kat bulu hidung nih..
masuk kelas pun still bau formalin tuh..aduhhh..fenin..~


message 1 : esok raya..SLAMAT HARI RAYA yer..maaf, zahir dan batin..
message 2 : cuti seminggu.??assignment banyak nak mampusss..
message 3 : malam tu, selepas saya tengok mayat, macam² saya pikir dalam kepala otak nih..ngeh..~seramm.~
message 4 : rasa macam nak tukar aje nama blog nih jadi dalam B.M...

.: erk...no title..:.

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركته

hari yang malang memenatkan doe..~
baru aje habis test fizik untuk final sem..aduhhh..~susah yang amat..
nak dapatkan jawapan fizik tadi tu macam nak cari harta karun je..susah nak mampossss..

waktu jawab soalan tadi, dahlah susah..meja pula kecil..letak sehelai kertas pun tak cukup satu meja tu..
so, mulalah pen, pembaris, pemadam..semuanya nak terjun dari meja tu..haha..
sampaikan pemadam saya terbelah dua.. (terbelah dua sebab saya patahkan..haha..)
ouh ya, penutup pen saya terbang bawah kerusi Manmeet..ntah macam mana boleh jadi macam tu..haha..

tapi, for sure lepas nih lebih kurang 3 atau 4 bulan kot takkan belajar fizik..ngaahhhaaa..
BYE² FIZIK..~


message 1 : cuti sem start hari rabu sampai hari isnin minggu sekali lagi..wah, lama dah tak balik rumah nih..

saya dicampak ke sini..urghh.!!!

لسلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركت

3 bulan dowh tak balik rumah..aiyaark..~
2 bulan fisrt dekat PASUM..sepatutnya hujung bulan 7 ari tu dah balik dah..tapi, sebab dicampak ke sinilah tak boleh nak balik..huk..huk..
BALIK..BALIK..BALIK...BALIKKKK... ------>hujung bulan 8 ni baru balik..aduhhh..~rasa lama nak mampuss..~

ok, alkisahnya (ehem..ehem..macam cerita dongeng la plak..hahaa..) dulu saya ada gi interview MARA..tp, MARA tak reply apa² pun pasal i/view tu..

tetiba je time dekat pasum ari tu, dapat mail dari JPA.. *weird*
mula² tu ingatkan JPA tersilap hantar mail..
dalam mail tu pun dia tulis dia akan hantar pos laju..so, saya juz buat dunno aje lah..
seminggu lepas tu, saya check balik mail..tp x ada apa² pun..
ntah kenapa tetiba je esok tu, rasa tangan ni automatik pegi tekan box spam dalam mail..

tup..tup..
MAKLUMAT PENDAFTARAN PELAJAR-PELAJAR TAJAAN JPA DI CYBERJAYA UNIVERSITY COLLEGE OF MEDICAL SCIENCES *sila baca dengan mengerutkan dahi anda ok..*

apakah.??terus saya call college tu..
ahaaaa..!nama saya memang ada dalam college tu dowh..
aduhhhh..~tp, dah terlewat seminggu waktu pendaftaran..
ingatkan dah terlepas, tapi diorang kata still boleh daftar..
alhamdulillah saya dapat scholar JPA..hurm, tak bajet langsung dapat macam nih..
Allah maha adil..~

saya gitau abah memang nama ada dalam kolej tu..
kalau nak tolak scholar tu rasa sayang pula..last² ambil juga scholar tu..

bye² PASUM...~



message 1 : mama gitau MARA ada hantar surat pasal result i/view tu..guess what apa surat tu tulis..-----> anda tidak berjaya.! :P

AKHIRNYA.!!!!!

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yeah.!!! streamxy(betul ke saya eja.?) sudah pasang.!!!

tribute to pakcik Telekom yang pasang tu..haha..~

ouh ya, sekarang tak dok PASUM dah..~dah pindah dah.. (bye² PASUM..~)
nanti saya cerita lain macam mana bley pindah dari UM..
sekarang belajar dekat CUCMS -----> Cyberjaya University College Medical Science..
life sibuk..PM pun tak sibuk macam ni..hua..hua..~